#82 (mon) june 1 2026
"Hey there my name is Damien and I'll be taking care of you today!"
"So I'm gonna help you out and get you this great deal. As you can see, for any one of these washes you can get that for just ten dollars for the first month."
"How much is it for just one wash?"
"For any one of these washes that'll be just ten dollars for the first month. And remember, that's unlimited! So say you bring your car in a couple of times a month and get that nice Premium clean: that'll keep the coat nice and shiny for two, three days!"
"Right, so how much would it be for just the one today?"
"Just the one will be twenty five dollars but don't forget that you can just pay ten dollars and be on your way with any level of our wash!"
"Ahh, I'll just do the one today, you know?"
"I got you, man! Let me get you set up here . . ."